First off, a few things that just bug me. Ladies, please wear a long shirt or sweater when you wear stretch pants, yoga pants or work out pants. Please! Really, no one wants to see your camel toe, moose knuckle or wookie wallet. Most are not interested in which were the chonies du jour.
Guys with completely shaved heads, shave off the side burns. I mean, having a shaved bald head and these untrimmed side burns is just retarded. It looks as if you have a stripper's pudendum on either side of your head.
Baseball hats. Can guys just wear ones that fit. I don't care if it is the style, but when your ears can fit inside the overly large hat with a stick straight bill......... retarded again.
Tank tops. If you are wearing a tank top that is from a clothing line that resembles a basketball jersey....ugggh. Sorry, Skin, inc. tanks are kinda douchey.
Pants that sag. I am all for pants that are roomy and comfortable, but when the waist of your pants is below your ass cheeks........just stop.
Now on to my favorite subject to rail on, other than useless "celebrities", Halls of Fame. Recently the Pro Football Hall of Fame announced the 2011 induction class. They are Ed Sabol (founder of NFL Films), Deion Sanders, Richard Dent, Marshall Faulk, Chris Hanburger, Les Richter and Shannon Sharpe. I really have no beef with the class with the exception of Richard Dent. Is he a Hall of Famer, yes. However, he is not a Hall of Famer over Charles Haley. Haley has a record 5 Super Bowl Rings with the 49'ers and Cowboys. This guy was a guy that the opposing offense schemed against as an individual and not as a unit, like Dent. I just think that Haley, Cris Carter and Willie Roaf deserved to be there as well as any of the inductees.
I look at the Pro Football and Pro Baseball Halls of Fame as utterly bitter voters that just cannot seem to get over themselves. The Pro Hockey and Pro Basketball Halls of Fame get it right day in and day out. The players that belong in their hall are there. You never hear of a guy that is slighted for some BS reason. The baseball hall of fame is well renown for excluding players for really no reason at all. The football hall of fame lets in marginal guys because their regional rep puts up an encyclopedia's worth of mundane stats and can sling some stuff to get their guy in. The halls are starting to stink like the Rock and roll Hall, especially when Tom Waits and Abba are in and Rush, Kiss and Deep Purple cannot catch a break.
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