I Went Down the Road of Cheese

I did not want to even approach the whole Tiger Woods subject, but, fuck it. I keep hearing Gloria Allred, attorney, fame whore and just plain retarded person keep harping on the fact that Tiger Woods owed her client an apology. Joslyn James, her porn star name, says that she quit doing porn for Tiger. She claims that she was twice impregnated by him and lost both pregnancies. She says that she chose not to tell him about either pregnancy. Each pregnancy coincided with the pregnancies of his wife. Convenient! Her own family has come forth and said that she had numerous other partners and is a compulsive liar. On top that she is wanted in Washington State for not paying child support. I say this.........FUCK YOU! I do not condone the action of the guy. However, you knew that he was married and had kids. You are just as guilty as he is in the affair. So, for you to go get the high priced ambulance chaser Gloria Allred to stump for you getting an apology is just plain retarded. You are not a some exploited woman. You are complicit in this and you should be offering up an apology to Elin for screwing her husband.
The second rant is on so called celebrities. I was flipping through the DVR a few nights back and saw that Nicole Richie was on Jimmy Kimmel Live. The show description had her listed as a "TV personality". WHAT? She was on a piece of shit reality show because she was friends with another "celebrity" Paris Hilton. Let me say this the following are not celebrities, they are fucking morons that have no reason being on TV or in mags: The ENTIRE Kardashian Family, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Brody Jenner, any other person that was on the Hills or Laguna Beach. Just fucking dry up and go away.
The LA Times just really fucked up by putting a story of Tila Tequila on the front page of the Calendar section of this past Sunday's paper. Really? Her? The article was a big steaming pile. She has no talent. She was a Playboy model. That's it. She has bled the media dry. She is worthless. Go away and do not come back. Sham on you LA Times. Jesus with these fucktards already!